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Pinto Administrator 4,213 posts
Pinto
Videos?  Think we need to decamp to Justin's when he next threatens to brew for adult supervision [tongue]

Safety scissors and flour paste only for you [tongue] [rofl]
Beer is like porn - you can buy it easily enough, but its so much more fun to make it [wink]
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justbeaz Senior Member 2,712 posts
justbeaz
maybe lol and I'm wanting to do all grain God help us all lol

EDIT the brewing was fine it was just the bottling. if you are offering to come round and bottle up for me be my guest lol. your so kind lol
I like my water with barley and hops
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Notlaw Impressive Member 2,636 posts
Notlaw
It's only a matter of time before you're filling your mash tun with your strike water and you start to feel the skin falling off your legs as you realise you've left the ball valve open.

#clot
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Clibit Administrator 17,452 posts
Clibit
Steve doesn't bottle. Probably got banned by his Mrs. [thumb]
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justbeaz Senior Member 2,712 posts
justbeaz
maybe I was close [biggrin]
I like my water with barley and hops
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justbeaz Senior Member 2,712 posts
justbeaz
Notlaw wrote:
It's only a matter of time before you're filling your mash tun with your strike water and you start to feel the skin falling off your legs as you realise you've left the ball valve open.

#clot


Speaking from experience there ? [biggrin] I'm sure I'll have plenty more stories to tell over the years. as all of you must have.
I like my water with barley and hops
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Clibit Administrator 17,452 posts
Clibit
justbeaz wrote:
Speaking from experience there ? [biggrin] I'm sure I'll have plenty more stories to tell over the years. as all of you must have.


Oh yeah, we've all got stories, welcome to the club. 
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Tony1951 Senior Member 996 posts
Tony1951
justbeaz wrote:
lol in other words I put something under my fv and it wasn't steady and fell off


I've done that. I was trying to be tidy and stop dripping beer on the kitchen floor, and I thought:

"I know!  I'll bottle up in the bathroom. I'll balance the bottling bucket in the bathroom sink over the bath and I'll hold the bottles over the bath while I work the tap and all the mess will fall in the bath and be so easily cleaned up."

What happened was a bit different. With about two gallons of beer still in the bottling bucket, it toppled into the bath and created a beer tsunami, which rushed down the bath, up the lower end and swept across the floor......

That quote up there showing my 'thinking' should be read in a Homer Simpson voice, for it was obviously he that inspired the plan. He must do telepathy or something, because the mad plan just came into my head.
I am off grid until the weekend.
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Steve Administrator 10,789 posts
Steve
Clibit wrote:
Steve doesn't bottle. Probably got banned by his Mrs. [thumb]




Steve finds it very easy to get banned [rofl] for example just do a give away ! 
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